What’s Up With That? #83: Cap’n Jack bests Cap’n Swan… again
For the umpteenth consecutive year, the editorial staff of People Magazine has seen fit to deny me my rightful title of Sexiest Man Alive.
Instead, they picked Johnny Depp again.
This seems a rather pointless exercise. Most of the women I know already think Johnny Depp is, if not the Sexiest Man Alive, at least somewhere in the top ten. The same goes for George Clooney and Brad Pitt, who are the other two gents who’ve double-dipped People‘s loftiest honor.
Why not tell the world something they don’t yet know, People?
After all, I too can talk like a pirate.
Sigh. Maybe next year.
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SwanShadow Thinks Out Loud 
November 18, 2009 at 10:34 pm
I’m more of a Jack Davenport sort of girl…it’s the accent.
November 18, 2009 at 10:44 pm
A man is only a man, but a davenport is also furniture.
November 29, 2009 at 4:25 pm
The powers that be @ “People” just don’t get it. They just don’t know the magnetism of the man that they once again failed to rank as the Sexiest Man Alive. I’m sure that you are in KJ’s eyes! There’s always 2010! Johnny Depp just doesn’t do it for me. Personally, I’ve got my eye on Scott Bakula; but then you already knew that!
November 30, 2009 at 9:30 am
Donna: I can always count on you to have my back.
Or my Bakula.
Take your pick.