Archive for September 2009

From the Get Over It Department, Supermodel Division

September 7, 2009

Here’s a little celebrity news item from the Sydney Daily Telegraph:

Supermodel Elle Macpherson has revealed she fears that she looks old compared to her young TV co-stars as she has not had plastic surgery.

The supermodel is anxious about appearing on the new CW show The Beautiful Life because she hasn’t had plastic surgery.

The 46-year-old added that she is shocked at how she looks compared to her younger co-stars, including Mischa Barton and Sara Paxton.

Macpherson said: “Sometimes I really see that I’m the one that hasn’t done anything because I think people must think, ‘Oh my God, she looks old’.”

Let me see if I understand this correctly…

Elle Macpherson is worried that she looks old compared to Mischa Barton and Sara Paxton.

Mischa Barton is 23 years old. Sara Paxton is 21. Elle Macpherson is 46 — twice Ms. Barton’s age.

Here’s a breakthrough thought, Elle: If you’re chronologically qualified to be someone’s mother, it’s okay if you look older than that person. For a 46-year-old woman — which you are — you look just fine. Quit worrying, already.

This illustrates the stupidity of Western culture’s perceptions of beauty. A 46-year-old woman should not think she should look like a 23-year-old. Or a 21-year-old. Or anything other than a 46-year-old. Because it should be okay for each of us to be what we are, and not what someone  half our age is, or what we ourselves used to be two decades ago.

This also illustrates one reason why plastic surgeons and pharmaceutical companies are rich, and half the people in Hollywood look like circus freaks.

Embrace the real, people.

When I’m Elle Macpherson’s age, I hope I look as good as she does.

Hmm? I’m what?

Never mind.

Comic Art Friday: Catfight of the bands!

September 4, 2009

Collectors of comic art fall generally into two camps. Some collect published art — the original pencil and ink drawings from which comic books are printed. Others collect unpublished art, which encompasses drawings commissioned directly from an artist, drawings created by artists specifically for sale to fans, and convention sketches, which are essentially fast-turnaround commissions drawn at comic book conventions. Many collectors have both published and unpublished comic art in their galleries, but most specialize in one or the other.

Catfight of the Bands, pencils and inks by comics artist Gene Gonzales

As you know if you’ve been a Comic Art Friday for any length of time — whether in this location or at our prior address — my collection is almost entirely composed of the unpublished variety. The lion’s share of my holdings are pieces that I’ve commissioned myself, either directly from the artist or through a representative. My two signature theme collections, Common Elements and Bombshells!, both consist — in their entirety — of art that was drawn specifically at my request.

Why did I choose the path I follow? I’d be disingenuous if I didn’t acknowledge the economic factor. Published art, especially pages drawn by well-known artists or featuring iconic images of popular characters, can be quite expensive — classic cover art and full-page splash panels frequently run into four figures, and the truly great pieces fetch more than that.

There’s also an aesthetic issue. Because comics are a sequential narrative medium, a panel page in isolation doesn’t often hold much appeal for me. It’s a little like reading only one page of a comic book — without the rest of the story, it doesn’t make much sense.

That’s just my perspective, of course. And I do in fact drool over the collections of fellow hobbyists who’ve amassed impressive galleries of published work.

The real reasons I prefer commissioned art, though, are visceral. I relish the charge that comes with seeing, for the first time, an image that never existed before I commissioned it. And, I enjoy the satisfaction of looking through my portfolios at art that’s unique — nothing exactly like any of my commissioned pieces exists anywhere else.

Today’s featured artwork pretty well encompasses all of the joys of commission collecting in one incredible package.

The concept of a “battle of the bands” between Josie and the Pussycats and a trio of feline-themed females from the more serious end of the comics spectrum — DC’s Catwoman, Marvel’s modern-day Black Cat, and the original Black Cat from the Harvey Comics title of the 1940s — first occurred to me years ago, in one of those flashes of wild imagination that have spawned most of my Common Elements ideas. Originally, I’d thought about a three-artist scenario — a penciler with Archie Comics experience to draw the Josie half of the piece, a traditional superhero artist to draw the opposite half, and an inker to detail the entire page and give it a unified finish.

Then, some time ago, comics artist and commercial illustrator Gene Gonzales posted a Josie and the Pussycats sketch to his daily art blog. I liked his approach to these characters, so my mental wheels began turning. Gene has done several previous commissions for me, including one for Common Elements and three for my Bombshells! theme, so I knew that he could handle the superheroines as well. Plus, because Gene inks his own pencils, he could tie the completed piece together with style.

Catfight of the Bands initial thumbnail by Gene Gonzales

I proposed the idea to Gene. He embraced the scenario with gusto. Almost immediately, he sketched out a thumbnail showing how he might approach the concept. I loved his choices, and suggested a few minor tweaks. Gene was open to my ideas, and before long, we had a commission in the works.

That’s how magic gets made.

Some time later, Gene showed me the rough pencil art for his “Catfight of the Bands.” Gene noted that, because he would be inking the piece himself, he would add much of the detail as the art evolved from pencils to inks. I could already see, though, how much fun his vision of the scene would entail. (No pun intended.)

Catfight of the Bands rough pencil draft by Gene Gonzales

If you’re wondering why Gene signed the art twice, this piece is what’s called in the trade a double-page spread. Although intended for display as a single composition, it’s drawn on two separate pages of comic art board. Gene designed the image so that no character overlaps the center division. Thus, the half featuring the Pussycats is complete in itself, as is the half starring the rival band that Gene dubbed 9 Lives. In the unlikely event that I ever store this piece in a portfolio, each piece can occupy its own sleeve and still look like a complete picture.

Over our next two Comic Art Friday installments, we’ll take a closer look at each of our tuneful tigresses.

For now, that’s your Comic Art Friday.

If you’re interested in seeing the process that goes into creating a comic art commission, comics artist John Beatty recently produced a webcast, during which he partially inked a new Common Elements commission. Follow the link to view the replay of John’s webcast.

Sick thoughts

September 3, 2009

If you were on Facebook today, you probably had at least a few friends — and I’m using that word in the broad, accommodative way that Facebook does — who posted the following item on their home pages:

No one should die because they cannot afford health care, and no one should go broke because they get sick. If you agree, please post this as your status for the rest of the day.

I didn’t throw this up on my Facebook wall — mostly because, as you already know if you know me, I’m just not much of a follower.

I, however, do agree with the sentiment.

In fact, I’ll go a step further: If you don’t agree with both halves of that first sentence, there’s something seriously kapakahi with your thinking muscle.

We might debate how to accomplish these goals. We might differ on whose responsibility, and whose program, and whose nickel, and all that sort of folderol. But if you think either of these concepts is simply wrong, I don’t have any problem in telling you that there’s something wrong with you.

Because your Uncle Swan is just blunt like that.

Oh, and before you decide to pick an argument with me over this, you should know a couple of things.

One: My wife is permanently disabled with incurable, metastatic breast cancer.

Two: I worked in the healthcare industry for a dozen years, and in the seven years since, I’ve maintained several clients in that field for whom I work on a regular basis.

I know all of the arguments. From all sides. Up close. Personal.

Here’s the good news, though.

Even if you’re wrong…

…you can still be my friend.

At least on Facebook.